snow, snow, s.n.o.w.
Well, we are smack-dab in the middle of a 'lil 'ole blizzard here in Chicagoland. We have had at least 12" of the lovely stuff dumped on us since 7:00 this morning. Whoop-de-frickin-do! After this storm blows over into Michigan, we are supposed to get more on Friday. Can I hear another "Whoop-de-frickin-do"?
I hope all this snow raises the water levels of the Great Lakes!
I'm going to leave you with a few jokes about our favorite subject - snow:
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
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